Nevada leads in gun deaths, ownership - by Andrew Pridgen
Please, somebody stop me from digging up this feckless, socialist, gun-grabbing drivel. I should find a better way to punish myself in my spare time, like maybe … oh, I don’t know … driving railroad spikes under my fingernails?
With more guns sold and registered per capita than anywhere in the U.S., Nevada is a gun state - always has been.
It also is the gun-death state. According to the Center for Disease Control, since 2000, Nevada has led the nation with an average of 26 gun-related deaths per 100,000 people.
War-torn Iraq averaged 32 gun deaths per 100,000 people last year, according to the same study.
At least once a year, an accidental gun death here makes national headlines.
And with that, we’re careening off on yet another bumpy roller coaster ride in the dumb-ass amusement park.
It’s hard to know where to start with this one, so let’s check out the CDC data … Oh WISQARS? Come ‘ere, boy!
From CDC statistics … show me all homicides related to firearms in the state of Nevada for all age ranges between the years of 2000 and 2004 (the most recent date of available data):
583 total. 5.38 per 100,000 of population.
Hmmm. Okay, show me all unintentional firearm deaths under those same conditions:
22 total. .2 per 100,000 of population.
Something’s not adding up here! The data must be wrong. That’s 605 total deaths in four years and it doesn’t come anywhere near being 26 per 100,000!
Okay, let’s see this one … Unintentional drowning deaths in Nevada from 2000 to 2004:
128 total. 1.18 per 100,000 of population.
Oh, crap! I’m going to need to register my pool! I’m going to need to wait a month to buy another pool!
Now let’s see how this boulevard of broken dreams known as Las Vegas affects these statistics. Show me suicides by firearm for the same time range in Nevada:
1,201 total. 11.28 per 100,000 of population.
Well honk my hooters would you look at that statistic. That’s a whole lot of people blowing their brains out, ain’t it! Ya think that has a bit of influence over those statistics? Let’s examine that, shall we?
Let’s see the national suicide rate according to the CDC related to firearms between 2000 and 2004:
84,220 total. 5.85 per 100,000 of population.
Congratulations, Nevada. You’ve nearly double the firearm-related suicide rate as the country. What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, I suppose.
You know, the sad thing here is that I’m just poking around a freely available online tool. For some reason this Pridgen jackass is stuck on comparing Nevada with Iraq and truly has no business writing anything for anybody. Oh, but for the fun of it, we shall continue …
Next up in the article are some cherry-picked stories about teenagers and twenty-somethings shooting each other out of machismo and drunken stupidity. Nowhere do we get details about how it happened, where the firearms came from, or how any law on the books anywhere could have prevented any of it from happening.
Here’s the REAL juicy part:
“They don’t have any now and they’re crying out because of senseless deaths - especially for children,” said Brady Campaign spokesman Peter Hamm, of Nevada’s nonexistent gun laws.
Hamm! Truly you make all swine of your ilk jealous!
Especially for children … let’s have a look at that one. Nevada deaths - unintentional - for those aged 0-17 from 2000 to 2004:
2 total. .07 per 100,000 of population.
How old are these children of yours, Hamm? 45?
Here’s the obligatory “Brady Law Works” garbage:
Centers for Disease Control studies showed on the eighth anniversary of Brady Law in November 2001, gun deaths in the U.S. dropped 27 percent, from 39,595 in 1993 to 28,874 in 1999.
Consequently, in that time and since, the number of gun deaths in Nevada has increased, according to the CDC;
… but wait, there’s more. Are you sure we’re working with reliable data in this “Nevada is almost as bad as Iraq” piece?
… but the studies do not take into account the spike in population during the same timeframe.
Oh come on! Your reporting is about as messy as batting practice with colostomy bags. It’s like reporters don’t even try any more … they just lie because they’re too lazy, too stupid, or too entrenched in their own agenda. It’s batter up, and the readers are in the outfield.
Local law enforcement officials were reluctant to lump the irresponsible gun owners into one category, especially by age, socioeconomic background or race.
That’s because they’re local law enforcement officials. Look at the statistics, numbskull:
Whites:
337 total. 3.68 per 100,000 of population.
Blacks:
184 total. 21.78 per 100,000 of population.
Those are the CDC facts, asshole. Don’t go calling me a smug racist for actually … you know … looking up statistics.
The one commonality he saw was with those who come to his office, register their weapons, pick up locks for them or apply for carry of concealed weapon permits; these “responsible” gun owners he said, “are usually not the ones who pose a problem.”
Color me shocked. You mean criminals that purchase guns illegally, you know, the guns with the serial numbers scraped off and such … aren’t registering them! Sneaky bastards! Good to know that the REAL ones who don’t USUALLY pose a problem are the ones that come into your office and hand over their paperwork.
Furlong characterized most guns involved in crimes as unregistered guns used by untrained gun owners.
Captain Obvious sure is on a roll! Really? I thought there was this scourge of cowboy action shooters with muzzle-loaders mowing down innocent babies in senseless drive-by shootings! To think that most guns involved in crimes are ones owned by people who didn’t waltz into your office voluntarily to have their name, address, birthdate, social security number, and gun serial numbers all registered in your cute little database! Amazing that most of those out there committing crimes are of the “untrained” variety. You mean, thugs holding it sideways?
The responsible gun owners are not the population the gun control lobby is pointing their fingers at, said Hamm. In fact, a new tack has been to recruit “responsible” gun users to combat scofflaws.
SHOOTOUTS IN THE STREETS!
“We tend to approach the gun problem in Nevada armed, I guess,” Hamm said. “You know one of the things we truly believe, the more guns there are the more gun violence there is.
Sit back and soak in that stinking pile of Hamm droppings for a moment, will you? More guns = more gun violence. I have more guns now than I did last year, yet the violence level in my home is unchanged! As a matter of fact, there are more shopping carts at my local Wal-Mart than there were last year, yet … shopping cart homicides have stayed at the same level.
Maybe … just MAYBE … there has to be some kind of person involved in this whole thing for it to make sense. Otherwise, we’d keep manufacturing guns and they’d keep killing more people all on their own.
I love this quote:
Recently visiting Carson City’s shooting range, a man who identified himself as a Lyon County sheriff’s deputy - but refused to give his name - said he’s seen “more questionable weapons, more automatics and more careless use, not so much at shooting ranges, but anywhere people go to drink and shoot.”
Mr. Sheriff’s Deputy? Where do people go to drink and shoot? Their basements? I mean really … if you go somewhere to drink and shoot you deserve every bit of harm you bring upon yourself for being that unbelievably stupid.
And he continues …
“But this is our right. I’m not going to ask anyone to have their rights taken away. I held my first gun when I was 5. I learned how to use it. I learned how to be responsible. I know how to defend myself. It’s like, if you don’t teach someone how to use a toaster, they’re going to get burned.”
Well yeah, if they’re a monkey maybe. I think people can generally figure that one out though. Like, “if you don’t teach people how to use a washing machine, next thing you know they’re inside of it going *flump flump flump* in a whirlwind of bubbles!”
There are some real stupid people out there that I’m sure would burn themselves on a toaster just because you have not bequeathed your toaster wisdom upon them. But to compare firearm safety to toaster usage is just … well … just what I’d expect from an idiot such as yourself.
It’s hard to believe that journalism has been reduced to something like this. It’s ironically fitting really, that a newspaper - something commonly used to cover the bottom of bird cages - is so thoroughly awash in …
… Pridgen shit.