Over at Robb’s:

“Because the worst of all cases would be McCain losing by razor thin margins”

I was pondering that very point earlier today. It’s dead-on. Anything short of complete annihilation of McCain in the election will be twisted as an endorsement of this new, shitty brand of conservatism. Consider it backwards evolution of conservative principles. Soft-Core-Conservatism, even. Anything short of a monumental defeat for John McCain has serious, negative implications for the GOP. All of a sudden, conservatives - the kind for limited government, secure borders, and individual liberty - are going to be relegated to the political trash-heap as we become a two party system in name only (we are right on the cusp as it is and have been for some time). Liberal RINO Republicans won’t NEED conservatives and all of the hassles they come with. Bet on yourself being ignored. You’ll have liberals and conservatives like some people have two left feet. Two parties tripping over themselves trying to pander to the same groups with only slight differences in principles and equal amounts of disdain for the “common man”.

Meanwhile, along with libertarians you’ll have conservatives. There will be no reasonable candidate for them, and any candidate that does arrive will be ridiculed as another Perot, another Nader, etc. etc. etc. Someone who’ll threaten the “real” candidate by stealing votes for no good reason. Welcome to the third-party abyss, where you’ll never have a valid candidate because you’re just a nut, a freak, and a fringe psycho.

Is McCain better than Barack It’s Mega-Maid … She’s Gone From Suck To Blow Obama? I don’t think so. You can make the argument for the 2nd Amendment even though McCain is all for closing the mythical loophole. And of course Barack Oh Shit, There Goes The Planet Obama loves global warming just as much as McCain does. And you’re going to go on and on about supreme court nominations? Don’t forget that McCain supported Ginsburg and Breyer.

Don’t think he’ll look to work with his “friends across the aisle” when it comes to avoiding a fight and nominating someone that everyone finds palatable? Sure. Obama has promised the same thing, of course. If you believe either of them, you’re nuts.

Breda has the Pooh.

The coming election is looking more and more like a deranged, dragged-on comedy skit from those horrible SNL years. We have happy, fuzzy, fluffy national security for one candidate. The other candidate is an old, “mavericky” version of the same person.

For instance:

McCain Airs Global Warming Ad in NH:

John McCain’s presidential campaign is airing a new television ad in New Hampshire and other battleground states. The ad draws attention to the Republican senator’s call for cutting back on the pollutants that cause global warming. The ad portrays McCain as an adversary of President George W. Bush on climate change. It says McCain stood up to the president and sounded the alarm on global warming — five years ago.

All this proves is that you’ve been a fucking idiot for a LOOOOOOONG TIME.

A “Global Warming” ad.

In New Hampshire.

I shit you not. We just had the COLDEST FUCKING SNOWIEST GODDAMN WINTER IN SOMETHING LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS. I don’t even think MCCAIN was alive the last time we had this much fucking snow. And you’re airing a global warming ad? Are you SERIOUS?

INCON-FUCKING-CEIVABLE!

This can’t be happening. I refuse to believe the reality that we have a hopeychangey marxist retard going up against Mr. RINO McClimateChange for President of the United States. Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

What’s worse than a Presidential candidate who is a liberal collectivist elitist scumbag that wants to turn this country into a socialist utopia?

TWO OF ‘EM! That’s what. Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your nanny state ass-raping. Yay!

GIMMIE A “V” … V!

GIMMIE AN “O” … O!

GIMMIE A “T” … T!

GIMMIE AN “E” … E!

WHAT’S THAT SPELL!?

FUCKED!

Tam broke the news that Obama is an Assyrian demon that eatz babies. Now we have proof:

Hide your children!

And … you know … if you have one of these:

Send it to lolbama AT fightingforliberty DOT blah blah blah you figure it out. I will post and link.

Where else but in a Philly paper:

Forty-three years after the Voting Rights Act gave African Americans once and for all the unencumbered right to vote, we have the first black nominee of a major party, a black man with a very real shot of becoming president of the United States.

That “major party” would be the Democratic party that a mere 40 years ago would’ve preferred to hang Obama. Voting on the Civil Rights Act of 1964 always interests me, by the way …

The original House version:[6]

* Democratic Party: 152-96 (61%-39%)
* Republican Party: 138-34 (80%-20%)

The Senate version:[6]

* Democratic Party: 46-21 (69%-31%)
* Republican Party: 27-6 (82%-18%)

The Senate version, voted on by the House:[6]

* Democratic Party: 153-91 (63%-37%)
* Republican Party: 136-35 (80%-20%)

Who delivered Obama? Whitey, baby!

Who are the biggest race-baiters in modern-day politics and media? Sharpton? Jesse Jackson? Some Reverend from Chicago? Here’s a prediction … if Obama somehow loses in November, you can bet your LIFE that this fake, breathless bullshit of “Thank You, White America” will turn into “REPUBLICAN thuggish, racist, redneck, Confederate-flag-waving klansmen” that set civil rights back 40 years. Vote totals from 1964 be damned.

Because from the farmlands of Iowa to the big sky of Montana, much-maligned white voters have called on their better selves and voted for the better choice.

For that, I say thank you, White America.

Called on our “better selves.” Hey, you know what, that’s totally cool. If this government EVER stops offering entitlements left and right to any group or individual who ever asks, I’ll go ahead and thank Black America for calling on their “better selves” in order to give everyone a fair shake. I’m sure nobody would have a problem with that particularly considering that Barack I Am Your Venus I’m Your Fire It’s Your Desire Obamessiah has singlehandedly squished racism and cast it aside like a little bitch. Just don’t go thanking me as part of White America. Obama is an ignorant, socialist, elitist cretin of the highest degree - and he would be that very thing whether he was a black man, a white woman, or a fucking purple hermaphrodite leper with a third eye on his forehead and a witches nipple on his big toe who finished every sentence with the words, “OMG! In acCORdAncE wiTH the PROphEcy!!11!!”

You can put a nice suit on an elitist socialist pig and teach it to say, “HOPE … and CHANGE,” but in the end if it still goes “SQUEEEEEE … UMP UMP UMP” between every other word, it’s still an elitist socialist pig, it still enjoys rolling around in self-produced shit more than anything else, and it’ll still cover you in all it’s shit whether you want to lay down with it or not.

And by the way … Obama and Hillary? There was a better choice? That’s like deciding between a root canal or a rectal probe.

I’m not even going to link to any number of places running with this because it’s pretty much everywhere. Clinton claims she was landing in helicopter and running around ducking sniper fire. She, in fact, waltzed out of the thing with her daughter and promptly gave hugs and kisses to some little 8 year old girl with a detail of smiling man-servants.

Color me shocked that a Clinton lied.

Color me even more shocked that it’s now acknowledged as just a minor little misstatement. A “blip” if you will.

Lawyers do this arguing in front of the jury. They’ll go on and on about something knowing it’ll be “stricken from record” (ie: the Court Reporter than writes down, “stricken from the record”), knowing full well it’s in the heads of every juror which is exactly what they wanted to accomplish anyway.

Liars are good at that sort of thing.

You know … back before I was married, Scarlett Johannson and I used to have deviant sex parties together. You think she looks good here, you should see her hanging upside-down on a trapeze wearing a pair of ass-less chaps!

Oh sorry … that was just a misstatement.

Just had this forwarded along to me. This was an email blast from Senator Sununu’s office:

I’m writing today to inform you of a very serious and time-sensitive matter. As you know, the far left has made me its top target in this year’s elections. Their operatives are doing everything and anything to eliminate from the United States Senate my voice for low taxes, limited government, local control, and personal responsibility.

And they are. Too many times I see some college kid from out of town wandering around with a “Stop Sununu” button and a clipboard getting out of his car sporting a host of liberal bumper stickers. That hit-job website touts Senator Sununu as one of the “least powerful Senators.” You know what? That’s fine with me. I don’t want some legislative dictator representing my views. Senators should have little power and they should have a healthy fear of their constituents.

This means that not only is the national Democratic Party and its Senate campaign committee attacking me, but also liberal groups with access to virtually unlimited financial resources are trying to distort my record as well. And that’s why I urgently need your help today.

When a party purchases it’s way into power even though it’s the minority - fear is gone. Why be afraid of the voting public when you can just buy your way out of virtually anything. That’s dangerous right there.

The Democratic party is about as corrupt an organization as exists today. There’s nothing more dangerous than wealthy morons. If they can’t find popular support for their positions, they’ll buy their way into power. That’s not to say the Republicans are innocents when it comes to money and power, but at least they aren’t Commies at heart. Well … some of them aren’t.

Personally I can’t wait for the day where we can dig up Samuel Adams, clone him, and start kicking some ass again like the good ol’ days where American Patriots got pissed off enough to really rattle the cages. But, we have to work with what we have, even if it’s a soulless corruptocrat homonculus with a fat wallet and a determination to turn us into something that makes France look like a liberty-loving, mildly bureaucratic shangri-la of personal freedom. Which brings us to John Edwards!

Fresh off another failed Presidential campaign, John Edwards has announced a coalition of left-wing groups, including MoveOn.org and Americans United for Change, is launching a multimillion dollar campaign aggressively targeting Senators who have supported our brave men and women around the world fighting the war against terrorism. I am number one on that list!

While I’ve disagreed with Senator Sununu on a number of issues - and have written, faxed, and called his office numerous times to express my displeasure - I think he’s a good, well-grounded guy. He has solid stances on our troops and immigration and he’s certainly miles better than Gregg has been when it comes to enforcing our borders and sovereignty.

The fact that Democrats are targeting NH shouldn’t come as a surprise. When the state motto of “Live Free or Die” turns into some kind of whitewashed, “Live Together in Peace and Unity”, the rest of this country is surely doomed.

Senator Sununu is asking for financial support to help turn the tide of negativity. I’ll be talking about him when the conversation arises and I’ll be voting for him when he needs it.

I really could care less about this idiot and the whole racist dog and pony show going on, but this caught my eye:

“The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity,” he said. “But she is a typical white person. If she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know. . .there’s a reaction in her that doesn’t go away and it comes out in the wrong way.“

“Typical white person.” You know, your typical white person is a well-meaning racist. They can’t help it. It’s how they were bred.

What do you think would happen if a white Republican started going on about his grandmother being a “typical black person?”

I’ll get to the post topic in a moment. First …

It’s with both a measure of sadness and glee that I observe what’s happening in Tibet and how China is dealing with it. If you haven’t read anything about it, well, peaceful Tibetans are starting to get a little bit pissed about being stomped on and having their culture and history essentially erased by the strong-armed Chinese commie government. Proving that even monks can get pissed off when enough of their freedom and history is whitewashed in the name of collectivism.

Here’s a snippet from an article I came across:

Though many were small in scale, the widening Tibetan protests are forcing Beijing to pursue suppression while on the run, from town to town and province to province across its vast western region. Sunday’s lockdown in Tongren required police imported from other towns, the locals said.

Skittering around trying to stomp out all of those Tibetan cockroaches, eh?

The Chinese government attempted to control what the public saw and heard about protests that erupted Friday. Access to YouTube.com, usually readily available in China, was blocked after videos appeared on the site Saturday showing foreign news reports about the Lhasa demonstrations, montages of photos, and scenes from Tibet-related protests abroad.

Imagine the Bush administration shutting down access to YouTube during something like the weeks following hurricane Katrina. We would have a full-on civil war.

Television news reports by CNN and the BBC were periodically cut during the day, and the screens went black during a live speech by the Dalai Lama carried on the networks.

Imagine CNN, MSNBC, and FOX being shut down by our government when anyone critical of the handling of Katrina starts talking. Think everything would be honkey-dorey?

China’s communist government had hoped Beijing’s hosting of the Aug. 8-24 Olympics would boost its popularity at home as well as its image abroad. Instead the event already has attracted the scrutiny of China’s human rights record.

… but they’re oh-so-content pointing the finger at our “gun violence”.

Thubten Samphel, a spokesman for the Dalai Lama’s government, said multiple people inside Tibet had counted at least 80 corpses since the violence broke out Friday. He did not know how many of the bodies were protesters. The figures could not be independently verified because China restricts foreign media access to Tibet.

Next time some pachouli-smelling, granola-chewing, guevara-loving, deranged code-pink retard starts barking about how we’re living under some kind of authoritarian dictatorship, tell ‘em they can fuck themselves sideways in their organic exit-hole with a pair of BBQ tongs … while watching YouTube, no less.

Fact is our arms - our “gun culture” - should be in place to instill some measure of fear and doubt into our politicians. Our government carries a big stick in the form of a military, increasingly militarized police, and all sorts of tools at their disposal intended to keep watch and “manage” the citizens. Sure, we can threaten them with rocks and molotov cocktails, but really, isn’t it a lot easier just to keep a few firearms around and let everything remain politely distrustful?