How many stories will it take?
A crowd of panic-stricken SEPTA subway passengers looked on in horror yesterday as one male passenger repeatedly plunged a pair of scissors into another man, police said.
Scissors. Available at dollar stores everywhere! We should ban them, so people can’t stab other people in the face.
Cops found the alleged assailant, Sheldon Mullings, at Methodist Hospital, where he was seeking treatment for a cut above his eye, Kelly said.
Oooh. Sorry guys. Response-Time Fail.
It appeared that no one on the subway came to the victim’s aid. “Lots of people were on there and saw this happen,” Kelly said. “No one called 9-1-1. Everyone just got out of there.”
Eeek. Call-For-Help Fail.
SEPTA spokeswoman Jerri Williams said late yesterday afternoon that surveillance cameras on the Oregon Avenue platform didn’t show anyone getting off the subway who appeared to have been stabbed.
Surveillance Fail.
So right there, you’ve got the “Big Three” favorite nanny protection schemes failing all at the same time.
Surveillance? No. That can only show you what happens AFTER you get yourself stabbed in the face. It doesn’t prevent a crime from happening.
911 or calls for help? No. People don’t do it. They don’t intervene, they don’t want to get stabbed in the face like you just did. At best, it reports the crime long after it happens, it doesn’t not prevent a crime from happening.
Police? Unless we get the whole pre-crime thing going, the best they’ll hope to do is clean up afterward. And even that doesn’t go smoothly:
All of this led SEPTA officials to believe the stabbing had occurred above ground, Williams said. Police, however, were adamant that the attack occurred on the subway.
Mr. Left Hand, meet Mr. Right Hand! This is what he’s doing right now …
So … two major points to make regarding this story.
First, had the victim been carrying a firearm, it may or may not have helped him in this situation. There’s no guarantee how that may have factored in this situation. Simply having a gun doesn’t prevent crime either.
Second … no matter what some legislator, emotion-driven anti-gun lobbyist, or scholarly paper may try to convince you of, there is no person, piece of equipment, law, location or inanimate object in existence throughout this entire universe that is responsible for your own personal safety and protection.
It’s just you, buddy. Your physical self, and your own sense of self-protection and willpower.
You are totally and completely alone, just like me, just like all of us.
David 2nd Amendment, Scumbags