… well I’ve got news for you, I’m not in Ulthar, so if my cat chews through one more wire attached to a pricey piece of electronic equipment, I’m going to bayonet the sucker.
Argh!
Pictured above are Leeloo (the calico) and Tigress. We obtained these creatures at about 5-6 weeks of age and let me tell you …
Ain’t nothin’ on this planet as batshit insane as two young kittens. Holy hell, man. Wear JEANS! They will climb from your ankle to your crotch with super speed and they don’t give a crap what you’re wearing, or what they manage to hang from with those razor-sharp little claws.
I’m such a sucker for cats though. At night they’ll get all cute and curl up into a little sleeping ball on your lap or shoulder or whatever. ‘Course they’ll wake up and attack your foot without provocation, but that’s the fun of pet ownership, I suppose.