Our back door in the house is kind of … sticky. The door is slightly too big for the opening and being the safe and secure type of person I am, I like it shut and locked.

Shutting the door, however, is really difficult. Basically, you have to turn the lock and slam your upper body against it as hard as possible. I was engaging in this amusing routine today as my wife was looking at me. Slam. Whack. Slam. Whack. I was unwittingly re-enacting one of my favorite music videos, like, farking EVER. She looked at me strangely for a brief moment as I started singing … then got the joke. Much laughing ensued. The video? Here it is. And no, my high-note didn’t sound all that great …

Yeah, it’s outdated. Corny. Campy. Borderline crappy. And I love every second of that oozy ’80s cheese.