Marko seems to have such fun with it. Seems like a nice quick Friday-like post. Here goes:

grand theft auto san andreas: Crap. GTA is way overrated. Horrid graphics, shitty storylines. It’s basically like bad internet porn where everything’s blacked out. Want some fun running around and killing stuff? Get Dead Rising.

fighting for liberty: That would be me.

what does pussy taste like: Well, this generally all depends on your particular palate. If I were ever to eat me some, I’d probably prefer a pot-roast style braising. Maybe some rosemary and garlic, a simple buttered white rice on the side, all accompanied by a light and fruity pinot noir.

In Vietnam, they’ll fry it up with pig ass and stick it on a plate for about 40 cents, which is a pretty good deal by my estimation.

sania mirza: She’s a very attractive young tennis player from India - born in Mumbai. She’s Muslim. I think you can figure out what goes on from there. I’ll give you three clues: Sport skirts. Islamo-fascist barbarians. Fatwa.

wolf ammo: Filthy stuff, but hey, it’s cheap.

sks: Say what you want about Commies but they made some damn fun guns. I’ve refinished mine to a lovely lustre and it shoots like a dream - as if that matters when you can’t hit the broad side of a barn with it past 50 yards. Heh.

soccer mom gun and meleanie hain: Yep, she’s the soccer mom who DARED offend people by being responsible and open-carrying in a public place where it was perfectly legal. Then she had her carry permit revoked because too many people wet themselves.

age required to have a gun: In some countries, you can’t. Here it varies. My guess is the person issuing this Google query was trying to find out an age in order to make an argument against guns, but that’s just a hunch.

slimy pussy pictures upclose: I am a benevolent blog owner who aims to please my visitors. If you want to see an up close picture of a slimy pussy … just click here.