No, I haven’t completely lost it.

MA Firefighter Revives Cat with CPR:

A lucky cat in New Bedford owes one of its nine lives to a firefighter who revived it with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Al Machado rescued the cat from a burning apartment on Monday. But he told The Standard Times of New Bedford he saw immediately that the cat needed air.

So Machado began performing mouth to mouth on the animal as he carried it outside.

That’s one hell of a firefighter if you ask me. Wicked good. Respect for life both human and animal and my hat’s off to him even though I’m joking about it.

The cat, a tiger angora, was revived and resting comfortably soon after.

… smoking a cigarette.

Asked what it tasted like to give mouth-to-mouth to a cat, Machado grimaced and said: “Like fur.”

Or a combination of Fancy Feast and cat ass. And that’s as far as I’m running with it. I’m not delving into … er … bad taste? Oh jeez.

Here’s a video of the mouth-to-pussy event. NSFW! Heh. Just kidding.