Shareeeeef don’t like it …

Across racial and religious boundaries, Iraqi politicians on Saturday bemoaned Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama’s choice of running mate, known in Iraq as the author of a 2006 plan to divide the country into ethnic and sectarian enclaves.

“This choice of Biden is disappointing, because he is the creator of the idea of dividing Iraq,” Salih al-Mutlaq, head of National Dialogue, one of the main Sunni Arab blocs in parliament, told Reuters.

I’m actually enjoying the whole Dem circus thing right now. Hillary possibly preparing to let out her inner bitch (not the “every day” bitch we usually see), and Obama - who it seems can’t really say what he means unless he’s had preparation and a teleprompter. Now we’ve lucked out with him picking Biden as a VP choice. If what Pelosi says is true, that Obama is a leader “God has blessed us with“, then Biden is surely Satan Incarnate. Obama - Biden, it’s like Stryper and Slayer touring together, except they’re bigger poseurs!

I loathe Biden. He’s a scumbag politician through and through. He’s a lot like Ted Kennedy, yet he somehow manages to be both a better asshole and a better driver. So Obama, when faced with the decision of choosing a complimentary running mate, doesn’t decide to go with the whole Hopenchangey thing he’s been droning on about over the past 6 months (roughly the same amount of time he’s been in politics, I think), he instead picks an aggressive schmuck who seems to relish pissing people off and saying stupid shit.

Bad for Obama. GREAT for me!

I can’t stand today’s politics and politicians, but the next couple of months are going to produce some excellent TV. I’m hoping for a Biden/McCain bare-hand cage death match in prime time hosted by Jerry Springer and Carmen Electra, followed by a National Enquirer SHOCK piece featuring Michelle Obama sharing a cigar with BJ Clinton on a Motel 8 balcony in some seedy Detroit neighborhood. SWEET! Warm up the DVR, people!