Okay, SayUncle has the goods.

What’s really funny here is that it’s someone with NRA connections who infiltrated an anti-gun group for years. Now, as a PRO-GUN individual, this is easy. When anti-gun folk are having a meeting, walk in and say what you would expect - as a pro-gun person - an anti-gun person to say:

1) “If we remove all guns, there will be less crime!”

2) “Nobody needs an AK-47!”

3) “The Gun Lobby needs to be taught a lesson!”

4) “Gun-nuts are compensating for mini-schlong-itis!”

And there you have it. That group of frothing anti-gun activists will warmly accept you in the ranks, for you have offered the only greeting they understand and communicated it perfectly in their own language - an agreement with the echo chamber!

Likewise, it’s near impossible for an anti-gun individual to infiltrate a pro-gun group. The reason for this is that the anti-brain has a distinct and irrefutable vision of what a pro-gun individual is like, and thus, is unable to cloak their true intentions because of their inability to merge with actual facts and ideals. For instance, if an anti-person walked into a pro-gun meeting wanting to hide their true agenda and become one of the “good ol’ boys”, they would most likely blurt out one of the following:

1) “So nice to be here with all you other murderous macho bigots!”

2) “Hey everyone! I brought a case of Pabst! Let’s go murder some negros!”

3) “What’s so unreasonable about registration, microstamping, and a ban on anything that can fire a projectile at greater than 30 feet-per-second?”

4) “I keep rocket launchers in my trunk and I married my sister just like you all!”

Since the anti-brain is incapable of processing a piece of information that is based in fact, they are biologically incapable of preventing their own true colors from being shown when placed in a stressful situation. If you’re ever at an NRA meeting and you hear any of the above statements, or someone exhibits signs of panic and stress such as profuse sweating, fidgeting, trembling, projectile vomiting or making poopy pants, calmly approach them and inform them that it’s no use - they should go back to the fantasy land from which they came.