Saw this bit at Sebastian’s about animal freaks in Jersey and couldn’t resist going to their page.

In short, this group is pushing a fictional story about aliens coming to earth and hunting people for sport. Eating kids parents, sending terrible dog-like creatures after them to rip apart their flesh so they die in agony, etc. etc. etc.

Have a look at their resources page. Particularly the bit about TNR.

Trap.

Neuter.

Return.

I propose a new fictional story. One where aliens come to Earth, realize that cow is damn tasty and that animal rights loons are annoying as hell, and end up trapping them, cutting their nuts off, and only THEN letting them roam the population and mingle with meat-eaters.

Barnyard friends taste damn good on the grill during the summer, that’s for sure.