Former basketball player Aaron McKie has a restraining order against him, and tried to buy a couple of pistols. Busted.

Sure enough, the background check prevented the purchase. What? That thing worked? Unpossible! Everybrady knows criminals can just go out and buy AK-47s online for $50!

Here’s a comment after the article:

Thanks to the abusers of the Second Amendment (see, NRA), guns are EVERYWHERE, used to further the agendas of drug dealers, cowards, paranoid rednecks, and the boys in the hood who need street cred. Guns are an equal opportunity blight on society, and a scourge in this city. Shame on you, Aaron.

Okay, this is funny enough, but what’s REALLY funny is the name of this particular commenter …

“bwildered”

I tend to agree …