Breda has the Pooh.

The coming election is looking more and more like a deranged, dragged-on comedy skit from those horrible SNL years. We have happy, fuzzy, fluffy national security for one candidate. The other candidate is an old, “mavericky” version of the same person.

For instance:

McCain Airs Global Warming Ad in NH:

John McCain’s presidential campaign is airing a new television ad in New Hampshire and other battleground states. The ad draws attention to the Republican senator’s call for cutting back on the pollutants that cause global warming. The ad portrays McCain as an adversary of President George W. Bush on climate change. It says McCain stood up to the president and sounded the alarm on global warming — five years ago.

All this proves is that you’ve been a fucking idiot for a LOOOOOOONG TIME.

A “Global Warming” ad.

In New Hampshire.

I shit you not. We just had the COLDEST FUCKING SNOWIEST GODDAMN WINTER IN SOMETHING LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS. I don’t even think MCCAIN was alive the last time we had this much fucking snow. And you’re airing a global warming ad? Are you SERIOUS?

INCON-FUCKING-CEIVABLE!

This can’t be happening. I refuse to believe the reality that we have a hopeychangey marxist retard going up against Mr. RINO McClimateChange for President of the United States. Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

What’s worse than a Presidential candidate who is a liberal collectivist elitist scumbag that wants to turn this country into a socialist utopia?

TWO OF ‘EM! That’s what. Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your nanny state ass-raping. Yay!

GIMMIE A “V” … V!

GIMMIE AN “O” … O!

GIMMIE A “T” … T!

GIMMIE AN “E” … E!

WHAT’S THAT SPELL!?

FUCKED!