… I’m now a card-carrying member of the NRA.

SSSSHHHHHHH! Don’t move! According to what I’ve read in some major newspapers, at any moment now I’m supposed to get the urge to go on a seven-state killing spree.

And what’s this about a pile of cash? If it’s anything like that pile Microsoft was supposed to send for spamming my address book with their test email forwarded to me by some pimply kid in Indonesia, I’m in!