This is just too goofy to pass up … couple just gets married. Not “just” as in last week. “Just” as in, “still in a tuxedo and said ‘I Do’ about a half hour ago.” All went downhill from there …

Police said a couple brawled with one another, then members of another wedding party, just hours after they repeated their vows and were headed to a room at the Holiday Inn in Ross Township.

Heh. Stick with me, this gets really good …

The fight between dentist David W. Wielechowksi, 32, of Shaler, and his bride, Christa Vattimo, 25, began as the couple were about to enter their room at the hotel on McKnight Road on Saturday night, according to police.

The dentist “used a karate-style kick with his leg to kick Christa, knocking her to the floor,” the criminal complaint said.

Honey … I’m putting my foot down.

Two guests of another wedding heard the bride’s screams and rushed over to help her. But when they restrained Wielechowksi, his bride began attacking her rescuers, police said.

The fight traveled from a hallway to an elevator then into the hotel lobby where, police said, the couple threw metal planters containing live plants into an elevator at the men who tried to break up the fight.

I wish I was a guest at this hotel. Planters flying into elevators … kicks, punches, a bride - in a wedding dress no less - beating the hell out of complete strangers, I mean come on …

Police arrived to find the dentist lying on the floor of the lobby and his bride “yelling loudly” and “apparently highly intoxicated,” according to the complaint.

Gee, ya think?

Both refused comment when they left the Allegheny County Jail on Sunday after spending the night in separate holding cells.

The bride, still wearing her wedding gown, was picked up by her father. The dentist left on his own, one eye swollen shut, wearing tuxedo pants, a bloody T-shirt and one shoe.

Okay then!