#1 in the Country regarding Gun Laws! 79 out of 100 points! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain in the junkyard killing people!

SANTA MARIA, CALIF. — Four men were shot dead Tuesday afternoon at an auto junkyard in northern Santa Barbara County, apparent victims of a workplace attack, authorities said.

In a wild scene that sent workers and customers fleeing for their lives, police said, the shooter killed the men with a semiautomatic handgun, pausing at one point between rounds to reload. A suspect was later taken into custody.

Well, thank goodness for waiting periods, bans on high-capacity magazines, child safety locks, straw purchase bans, no guns allowed at the workplace, preemption, background checks, and one-gun-per month.

Otherwise, who knows what could’ve happened at that junkyard! It’s a shame that microstamping technology isn’t in effect until 2009 though, they’re going to have an impossible time identifying the guy who was standing there with a gun in his hands surrounded by cops that all the witnesses ended up identifying. Ballistics tracing would really help out, wouldn’t it? I mean … to remove all doubt.

Remember kids … when forcibly disarmed under an avalanche of ridiculous legislation with a criminal thug blasting rounds through you and police mere minutes away, take the time during the murderer’s reloading to reflect on the fact that the Brady Bunch has made you safer!

You’re #1!