Perfect Movie Junkie Game

Stolen with great glee from AlanDP.

Here are the rules:
1) Look up 15 of your favorite movies on IMDB.

2) Take a quote from each and post them for your readership to properly identify.

3) As your movie-savvy readers correctly identify the quotes’ cinematic origins in the comments, strike out the quotes and name the commenter who answered correctly.

4) If the commenter also identifies the name of the speaker (the character or the actor), he or she gets bonus points in the form of a link to his or her site.

Some of these are from memory because quite honestly there are a few movies here that I could probably recite from memory as if I had a script in front of me.

Here we gooooooo ….

1: “KLATU! VERATA! NECKTIE!”
You go, Eric!

2: “You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”
Eric on a roll!

3: “Oh, man! I just shot Marvin in the face!”
von Michigan strikes again!

4: “I know kung-fu.” … “Show me.”
Mr. Eric likes these movies too!

5: “Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.”
DINGDINGDING! Andy carved a little Z in my forehead!

6: “Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”
ET brought his multipass!

7: “Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!”
Andy has turned into something … unnatural!

8: “Asps. Very dangerous.”
Matt goes first! Er … guesses first!

9: “Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. It’s a dumb question… skip it.”
ET speaks jive!

10: “You better shave her a little closer before you kiss her goodnight.”

11: “I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
Armed Canadian knows his flouride!

12: “She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous!”

13: “I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”
Matt is the king!

14: “Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.”

15: “It’s possible, pig. It’s conceivable you miserable vomitous mass that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand…”
Eric von Michigan pwns the movie junkie game!

Liberty on March 13th 2008 in General Crap

8 Responses to “Perfect Movie Junkie Game”

  1. Eric von Michigan responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 11:17 am #

    1) Bruce Campbell/Ash, Army of Darkness
    2) Mike Myers/Dr. Evil, Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
    3) John Travolta/Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction
    4) Keanu Reeves/Neo; Laurence Fishburne/Morpheus, The Matrix
    15) Cary Elwes/Westley, The Princess Bride

    Is there anyone between the ages of 25 and 35 who doesn’t know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? Or what they put on fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Man, now I’m gonna have that movie stuck in my head all day…

  2. Liberty responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 11:38 am #

    I was going between “shot Marvin in the face” and “Mushroom cloud-layin …” etc. etc. etc. Too many incredible quotes in that movie. Probably my all-time favorite was:

    “You okay?”

    “No man. I’m pretty fucking far from okay.”

    Heh. I have days like that. Uhhh … not like LITERALLY like that with the ball gag and the basement … oh nevermind.

  3. Matt responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    #13: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

  4. Matt responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 3:36 pm #

    And #8, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. Spoken by Salah to Indy as they open the Well of Souls after dropping the touches in, revealing said asps.

    Immediately followed by Salah’s immortal words: “You go first.”.

  5. Matt responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 3:37 pm #

    #11: Dr. Strangelove

  6. existingthing responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 5:46 pm #

    #6 5th element
    #9 airplane

    5 and 7 sound familiar, but I can’t place them. Army of darkness and pulp fiction are some of my faves!

  7. Liberty responded on 14 Mar 2008 at 5:55 pm #

    Alternate to #5: “With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.”

    Alternate to #7 (and a total giveaway): “Fly, you fools.”

    Army of Darkness is one of the most quotable movies ever. Definitely one of my absolute favorites. Shop smart, Shop S-Mart.

  8. Andy responded on 26 Mar 2008 at 8:50 am #

    #5 Fear and Loathing in Los Vagas

    #7 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Gandolf to Pippen in the Mines of Moria

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