Oh, just take a guess …

You know, it’s too predictable. So I’m going to re-write this story a little as we go just to shine some light on what’s in between the lines …

Following a spate of campus attacks and threats, including the fatal shootings at Northern Illinois University and a chilling message scrawled in a boys’ bathroom at a Levittown high school, federal lawmakers are renewing a push to beef up gun-control laws scrambling for ways to ban guns by taking advantage of disarmed dead people, fund safety procedures horde even more tax money to make people even more disarmed than they’re already supposed to be and study the link between college shootings and mental illness spend lots of that new tax money trying to get all the retards in congress to ignore the solution staring them in the face with a sooper purdy dog and pony show!

Hmm. That’s better …

Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.)Some shit-for-brains New York elitist swine who wouldn’t recognize the constitution if you glued it to the end of a pry bar and lobotomized him with it, at a news conference yesterday in Manhattan, said he and congressional colleagues other communist swine that also happen to get elected thanks to fucking New York, Massachusetts, California and New Jersey plan to step up efforts to close loopholes in gun-control measures spend tax money passing phantom legislation for a problem that doesn’t exist and create a federal task force an unconstitutional brute squad to come up with national school safety guidelines even more ways to grab tax dollars and spend it on over-reaching big government projects. They also plan to push for congressional hearings tax-wasting dog and pony shows on links between mental illness and school violence.

It’s boring blogging about this crap because the response is just so typical. Here’s some fun stuff though:

The effort comes a little more than a month after President George W. Bush signed a gun-control bill in response to a horrific shooting at Virginia Tech University, where a student with a history of mental troubles killed 32 people in April. The law seeks to expand the federal database used to screen gun buyers to include more than 2 million people who are not eligible to buy firearms, including those with mental problems.

That measure includes only “adjudicated” mentally ill patients, Schumer said. While it would have applied to Seung-Hui Cho, the gunman at Virginia Tech, it would not have revealed Illinois campus shooter Steven Kazmierczak, because he never was ruled mentally ill.

Okay, what’s your solution? The days of Minority Report aren’t here, where we can watch the pre-cogs flipping around in milky water and then storm into apartments to arrest people before they’ve committed crimes.

Ultimately, for all of these bastards, it comes down to one thing - take away all guns. Make it illegal always regardless of anything excepting of course those dedicated to “serve and protect” or rather “observe and rule.”

Among the efforts Schumer outlined are a bill introduced by Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) last February, which is stalled in Congress, to provide funding for security at colleges and high schools.

“We have to make sure every college campus has a plan to deal with the violence,” he said.

And there you have it. Throw money at the problem, and don’t solve it. Two things Dummocrats are really good at. They’ll install metal detectors, give all sorts of money to universities far and wide to hire extra armed security guards - you know, so there’s no need to conceal a weapon on your own there. And then they’ll be able to “respond promptly” to any emergency because that’s precisely what Schmuck Schumer wants. Just like NIU when they arrived just on time with guns drawn when they really didn’t need to arrive with anything more than a mop and a bucket.