How about coming up with a law that says it’s illegal for me to grind people into thirds with a chainsaw in supermarkets? Or maybe a law clarifying that it’s really REALLY illegal to drop bowling balls onto trucks from a highway overpass?

Ugh. DAMN IT get out of my state. They’re like little cockroaches, scurrying around Concord looking for something - anything - to get their noses in and spread their shit on.