The whole “real gun” porn thing is just so overdone, I thought I’d shake things up a little bit. I consider this blog focused mainly on issues of liberty and firearms, so why not continue the storied tradition of profiling guns … but … do it with different guns!

First up, the Magnum!

Looks cool enough, though the ratings on Amazon kinda suck. Hmm. Now I know why people don’t profile Wii guns … it’s not like you can have debates over chambering and recoil! Without much else to say … let’s look at the Wii Zapper:

Okay then! I like that it has the Nunchuk attachment. Boy this is hard to narrate. Next up, the Wii Perfect Shot:

Looks pretty bad-ass to me. You know, I’m not the best person to review these things because a) I’ve never used them and b) I don’t do shooting games on the Wii. Though I should. These suckers are all around $20 which isn’t so bad, perhaps it’s time to pick up one of these things and give it a shot. I remember playing Duck Hunt with the light gun (ooooh, lookit me all old school). I’d get a next-gen shooter for the Wii, but quite honestly with a 360 it doesn’t make sense to get something with comparatively crappy graphics just so I can buy an extra piece of plastic to use with it. I’m sure there’s a bundled up excuse for $49.99 out there somewhere.

Well that’s all for now. Wii Pr0n. I’m simply overjoyed that I’ve been able to post twice about video gaming and twice using the word Pr0n in one day.

Life is complete.